Score: 7

"Fun"

submission: Journeys of Reemus

date: June 25, 2008

I liked it. A little problem I had though, on the last "scene" going for the legendary ending, I pried the sponge-thing up and filled it up with water and then I clicked it, before filling it with the bad stuff, and Reemus just stood there with the sponge in his hands and the queen didn't kill him so I had to start over. Maybe I just didn't catch something but it was irritating.

Score: 10

"Hell yah bro"

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: June 5, 2007

This game was some bitchin shit man, I loved playin all the different characters....and reading the tips...pretty funny..but anyways, the graphics were good and the fightin was fun and thas pretty much all I care about. After reading a couple of the other reviews though, I feel I need to rep for Salad Fingers, wtf people, he kicks some ass, in the survival mode, I could get farther with him than anybody else on the highest difficulty, his reach kicks S'assholes ass. And I liked convict including his last level, the game was really pretty easy overall, that last level was fun, made me work a little bit. Good game man this is what I'm lookin for when I come to Newgrounds, you deserve all your props. Gratz on the pimpin score btw, #1 overall NICE.

Score: 9

"Impressive"

submission: You Make Me

date: April 27, 2007

The flash was very well done. Both you and your wife's characters were very well done. Your wife's constant bewildered appearance was very well done, as I could easily see that being the case in reality. Also, your character, who had a very manic and goofy disposition, was very realistic, I can almost see you two as a couple. I didn't really care for the song, but I know it was simply a vehicle to convey your emotion, so that is entirely besides the point. Well done, congratulations on your marriage, I hope you have a happy life.

Score: 9

"Damn fun game"

submission: The Last Stand.

date: April 27, 2007

This was a pretty damn fun game. It had a few glitches, but for the most part, it fricken rocked. Here are some tips for players, put most of your hours into searching for weapons. The mp40 and the ak47 both suck, they take a while to reload, and if you start shooting before the graphic is completely finished, you just get invisible bullets and a whole lot of wasted ammo. The uzi is probably the best gun, minus the barret of course, so use it when you get it. survivors are nice, but for the most part they are worthless so focus on guns. Good game, i had fun.

Score: 7

"Buggy, but fun."

submission: Easter Extinction

date: April 8, 2007

It was an overall good game thus the score, but I found that a bit of it was kinda messed. Examples of this, are when I killed a bunny at the same time it hit me and the resulting whack knocked me up to the top of the screen where my character moved down in a straight line and could move sideways untill I had gotten back into the main field. Also, I died in the second stage of the second area, and when I tried it again there were no more jumpy things, which carried over to the third stage. Finally, the boss battle was a bit disapointing in that, it gave me the same amount of movement capability that I had had when I was knocked out of the allowed field of movement, which is to say, I could move down in a straight line and thats it. Amusingly enough, this did not prevent me from killing the boss, because even though I was quite stationary for the entire battle my golden snow blower gun? or whatever it was, had the range to take im down. This is however, something you may want to fix, as I doubt that all players will think to use the snow blower..gun, or that they will even bother, as it is rather anti-climactic. All in all a good game, I look forward to more, but please test them out a little better.

Score: 10

"Well."

submission: The Impossible Quiz

date: March 4, 2007

Interesting, some questions were rather....odd, Deal or no Deal: Seal!...of course...But I was amused nonetheless, and btw, the tomato was a bitch to find and that mouse road game was hard as hell. I almost cried when I lost on number 109, fricken donkey...then 110....but anyways good game, took me quite a while to beat it, biggest change I ask for: you should have made 87 I think it was, unskipable. (I'm sicker than you :) If these people have such a hard time on 42, they would just die on 87. (and I would get a hellova kick outa reading their reviews) and that little song snippet the moon sings, that really gets on your nerves after a while.

*****IMPORTANT*****
For anyone who wants to actually BEAT this game.
You must play the fourth mouse game, where you have to dodge the asteroids AND GET THE TWO SKIPS you have to get them if you want to win.
Other than that, quite amusing, I wouldn't mind a second. Bravo.

Score: 10

"Veneno indeed."

submission: Eres Veneno ++

date: March 4, 2007

That chick was mas mal que arsenic.
P.S. I like your ++ it adds a little spice to the whole thing.

Score: 8

"SoB"

submission: Rings and Sticks

date: February 27, 2007

Heh, this game is a bitch and a half man. Make it all the way to the last level, think I'm the shit squared, and what happens? The last level is fricken impossible. Figured out how to get about all but 2, and just quit. Pretty good, but dammed hard, I respect your desire to make it a crazy ass puzzle game, but jesus man, the best part of puzzle games is lmao when you beat them. I know it will be a pain in the ass for you to sit through a million reviews full of people telling you they are the shit, but dammit man I want to beat the fricken game. Makes you feel like crap to get to the end and give up. SO anyways. Yah pretty good, I liked your innovative ideas I.E. the trees. (but seriously who cares about trees rofl) And appreciate the work that went into this game. (and please no one comment about how they care so damn much about trees, just let it go...jesus)

GG 4 out of 5 (cause I couldn't beat it dammit)
Make more so i can get my confidence back up. Please.

Score: 7

"It was pretty interesting but,"

submission: Apples and Tangerines

date: February 19, 2007

Where the hell were the apples and the tangerines dammit?! and don't reply with something criptic like, oh they were all over the place in there. I know it was abstract, but there were no apples, and no tangerines. Not a single one. Am I disappointed? yes. Was it still worth watching? You bet. SO. OK good stuff, but for anyone who hasn't seen it yet and is reading this A. What the hell is wrong with you go watch it, jesus, and B. There are no apples or Tangerines, just a lot of...other stuff (so don't get your hopes up). Regarding the other stuff, very abstract, very thought provoking, you portray the constant possibility of hope admirably, and further still the common reality of heartbreak and depression is nicely shown. And good sum up with the flower. What the hell was that about. Just kiddin I thought it was pretty neat to sum up all that crap with a broken flower, kinda fitting. So anyways, good job. No apples no tangerines, didn't even see a fricken orange, but nice job. Hope to see more of you. Keep pluggin.

Score: 6

"Ok."

submission: The Bar Pick-Up

date: February 7, 2007

It was pretty easy though, to explain the difficulty of the game, Ill make an allusion, you have three marbles, two are red, one is blue. The way to win is by picking the blue one. That's pretty much what i felt like through the entire game. On the other hand, its pretty good general advice for picking up girls. So pretty good dude, nice job.